Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Blog Azeroth Shared Topic: An Open Letter to Cataclysm Heroics

This weeks shared topic was brought to us by Squelchy of Blame Squelchy. Hit the jump for a nice little letter to our new favorite pastime... heroics.

Dear Heroics,

I'm so glad to see you again. I remembered fondly the days of Outland and longed for them while questing in the frozen north. I remembered then how difficult it was to plunder you depths. Your instances required special keys just to spread wide the doors for entry. Then you became easy.

In Northrend we didn't have to work for your affection. We piled in, shot AoE all over you and took what we wanted. There was no skill involved, no finesse, just brute force. In these days the loot was easy but it felt cheaper... you felt cheaper.

Then came Cata and you once again feel classy. We, your erstwhile runners, must work for the blessing of your gear. Mobs must be sheeped or you repel our attempts. We must avoid fire lest you scorn us. Our healers must conserve their mana or they won't have the longevity to keep up with the fever pitch of your battles. I have once again felt love for instances and it is all because of you cata instances.

Yours Truly,



  1. "...and you once again feel classy" Nice way of putting it :-)

  2. Thanks for the comment! It's the best way I could describe it.


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